"Ma... Minta tolong dong" pintaku.
"Bentar..." sahutnya dari dapur.
Satu menit... Dua menit... Hingga menit kesepuluh baru dia nyamperin ke ruang tengah.
Aku sedang berbaring disamping anak2 yang sudah lebih dulu 'tepar' *mungkin kecapean sehabis jalan2 beli tas.
"tolong apa pak?" tanyanya
"hehehe, olesin pantatku dong kayaknya iritasi" jawabku sambil pasang wajah memelas
"he? Ora ganti katok owh ya ?" seloroh dia dgn logat Tegalnya.
Aq hanya nyegir sambil melorotin celana sebatas pantat.
"jeplak!?!!" tangannya menampar gemes pantatku sambil ngomel2
"dah berapa hari paak iki katoke ra dikumbah?!!!"
"ah berisik... Lagian situ kagak nyiapin gantinya sejak kemarin lusa"
"jijeni paak... !! Keplak !!" pantatku jadi korban kekerasan rumah tangga lagi.
Nasiib, udah ga disiapin baju ganti, dikemplangin pula pantatku.
Singkat kata akhirnya pantatku ditreatmen juga, diolesi salep anti gatal sambil digosok pake alat kerokan... Aiihh serasa kemrenyem sambil merem melek hahaha
She is the best wife I ever had, though I just have one wife as long as I life. We've shared everything, even the worse or the most disgusting things like tonight... I ask her to treat my ass hehehe.
The moment that I've never shared with anyone else. Even my parents, something that only your life partner can do that job. So be grateful if you already have one, and you must do the same to your partner.
#after few moment later : "dah, lepas aja celananya ganti baru"
Ujarnya seraya melepas my pants.
Secara posisiku disuruh ferlentang, yang akhirnya bagian itu pun ikut kena spesial treatment hahaha makin merem melek aja jadinya #dontaskdonttell
Sometime I wish we can spent each day fully peaceful moment just like we spent today... No more clash action in another day, well I just hope, and always hope.
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