Tonight, she cook friedrice for dinner. Well whatever lah yang penting bisa makan.
I never realized until I went to the kitchen and saw directly, what is our chef doing. But the things that make me suprise is not the food, but her clothes... She wear long shirt with no pants (damn... even Farah Queen was not sexy anymore).
"What are you doing? Where's your pants?"
"Yaa tanggung pak, tadi dari kamar mandi, celanaku basah..." jawabnya dengan tenang sambil tetap mengaduk nasi gorengnya.
"O...M...G..." then I leave her alone with her 'something'. Belum sempet jauh melangkah dari dapur, tiba-tiba "preeeeett... Prot... Prot...."
Damned I laugh out loud, just can't imagine what it's become... "FreakRice". Tapi dia lagi-lagi ngeles, dia bilang itu suara kecap yang sudah habis yang dipaksa dipencet jadi mengeluarkan suara yang aneh...
Whatever ma, just prepare my freak dinner... I just close my eyes and eat without think *dan gak gw kunyah, asal telen aja deh.
Hellooowww.....that is really ketchup...ketchup mr gee..!!!
ReplyDeleteJust have your dinner and take your medicine...
Dan saat gw comment di tulisan ini barusan terdengar hempusan angin yg sungguh2 terdengar dari pantatnya mas gee...wkwkwkwk.....jelas itu pasti bukan suara kecap....bedaaa banget soundnya...:D